Howsitguan, BASTIRTS, THEY nuggets that ran ma lest web page have shut doon, hence ive had tae cum ontae this yin, lost aw ma guest book stuff inat, they even binned ma foties, so is wans had tae start aff fae scratch.
SUM BAMS
Send me yir foties of yir favourite pets inat, i'll put em on here.
Bams page offishul polis
 
Less o yir pish or yill be away in ma van!
HULLOOOWRERR!! For the many new visitors tae this page let us explain wit it's aw aboot! The page wis designed aroon a mob o bampots who met on the Knowhere Noticeboards o Port Glasgow and Greenock. These two wee towns by the River Clyde oan the West Coast O Scotland epitomise aw thats mental aboot Scotland. Mental patter and a great sense o humour as well as laffin in the face o adversity. If yir wondering wit a bam or bampot is there is a gloassary of some o the terms that get used in here. So! it disnae matter where you are fae, you can get yir mug shot splattered in here if yi want! If yir wantin a fotie posted on the board, e-mail it to me at cuibhle@aol.com SEE, it's dead easy, if yiv got anything worthwhile tae say, then yi can say it on wan o the knowhere boards.
P.S. IF YIV GOT NOTHING WORTHWHILE TAE SAY.......... THEN AWAY AND BILE YIR HEID YA FANNY!!!!
PORT BAMS ON TOUR @ COWAL GAMES!!
LIZ WITH HER PUPPIES OOT
This fuckin jobs a thorn in ma side!
JUNE'S ARSE!
GLOSSARY
Here's some of the terms used in this page translated if yir fae Paisley, Ayrshire or America or England.
Bampot = a character, dobber = willy, dutch oven = pull the blankets over your beloveds head and fart, inat = and that, poof = gay man, stonir = an aroused willy, pish = urine, jobbie = excrement, burd = female, fanny = burds private bits, eejit = idiot, chance o ma hole = whats the chance of making love? this list is by no means exhaustive, if in doubt about any word, e-mail me, i'll gee yi a run doon!
TAM CHATTIN UP THE SPLIT ARSES
HOPE YI GOT YIR HOLE SON!
DIBBLE & DAVIE MADDEN
 
JIM BOB WHEN THE HUNS USED TO BE GOOD
SHAGGERS CORNER
AM INFORMED THAT DIANE GOT THIS PIC TAKEN FUR A CALENDAR CHARITY SHOOT! LAST TIME I SEEN LEGS LIKE AT THERE WIS A MESSAGE TIED TAE WAN O THEM!
MIND AND COME BACK AGAIN NOO! WE TRY & UPDATE THIS PAGE WEEKLY. IF YI DON'T COME BACK THEN YIR A CUNT.MIND SEND SUM FOTIES. |
